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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Alaska men should hit the trail for breasts

In the news: "I decided to run in the 5-mile Alaska Run for Women on June 11 because I thought it would be a good training run for the Mayor’s half-marathon, because my grandmother was a breast-cancer survivor and because I like breasts.

"That’s right. I like breasts. Even though our society has a hang-up about breasts, I don’t see anything wrong with anyone saying they like breasts. What’s not to like? Big, small, firm, soft – all breasts are great. They are cultural signs of femininity and maternity. We cloak them behind garments like secret treasures. They nourish our young.

"The east and west Spanish Peaks in southern Colorado rise from the Great Plains to over twelve-thousand feet. The local Indians revered them and called the twin peaks “Wahatoya,” or the breasts of the Earth. The springs that flow from these peaks brought life to the dry plains just as breasts bring life to all people."

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2 Comments:

Anonymous ManchesterUnited said...

Wot, no pics?

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really want to see Alaska men with breasts? Thanks for the mental image!

12:05 AM  

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